Have you heard of Parental Mortality Syndrome? Probably not, because it only afflicts children of heads of state. That’s why it’s worthy of remarking upon, because no one else with parents has ever had such strange thoughts.
Who will it be??..
ELMO HAS A GAY LOVER?????????
are we just going to ignore the Elmo headline or
I am Elmo’s gay lover.
Who will it be??..
I am Elmo’s gay lover.